okay so i was watching the suite life of zack and cody episode where they make a commercial and i decided to call the Tipton’s number
and it’s a fucking sex chatline.
THIS CAT IS ASKING TO BE PETTED IT IS ACTUALLY ASKING THIS IS THE MOST POLITE CAT IN THE WORLD AND IT’S GOING TO KILL ME
This is so intriguing
I didn’t really realize that’s how it worked (though, idk how it would have) and now I’m wondering how this shit isn’t more painful. You’re literally being fucking stabbed a million times. 12 tattoos later… I wonder how many times I’ve been stabbed.
my favorite thing to do in the christmaa season is remind my overly religious family that this is what cindy lou who looks like now, that she sings in a rock band and how much I love her and they get really mad
Don’t forget to mention she’s known for parkouring away from the papparazzi
Cheese and Eduardo are finally on my dash. I’ve been waiting 9 years for this gifset.
oh my god. It’s hot in Topeka is still my fave thing EVER.
It’s hoooooot in toooopeeeeekaaaa! Hot toe picker.
I’M A TOE PICK. I’M A HOT TOE PICKER!
wait, other people are obsessed with “it’s hot in topeka” ??? Thank god, I feel less like a freak now