"To my buddy who said I’d never host the Tonight Show. You owe me $100."
Jimmy collects on his $100 bet with friends like Robert De Niro, Lady Gaga, Tina Fey, Tracy Morgan, Mike Tyson, and more.
I would like to thank the world for the perfection that is demi lovato
this is now my favorite photoset in the entire world.
me walking away from my responsibilities
That fucking head shake near the end.
Orca: “hello friends where’s the party”
Penguins: “FUCK SHIT NOT THIS ASSHOLE AGAIN RUN”