cjholly
arekelly:

dont you ever try to pull this shit with me I will stab you

arekelly:

dont you ever try to pull this shit with me I will stab you

(Source: alenamonz, via guy)

tastefullyoffensive:

[kingofthellamas]
stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

(via spaceboundestrella)

drunkblogging:

i want to pinch the shit out of her chubby lil cheeks 

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via spaceboundestrella)

(via typical)

heyfunniest:

beach life

heyfunniest:

beach life

(Source: imposetonanonymat, via guy)

(Source: unterrible, via typical)

sopranish:

thehylianinthetardis:

Her wit backfired and created one of the greatest awards show moments ever.

That moment Jennifer Lawrence was the one able to sexually harass Jack Nicholson. And it worked.

(Source: catpissneverclean, via guy)

youngpreciosa:

me 2 seconds into the previews 

youngpreciosa:

me 2 seconds into the previews 

(Source: fastestcatalive, via laugh-addict)


the difference between tattoed people and not tattoed people is….

the difference between tattoed people and not tattoed people is….

(Source: nicetats, via bunnyyvoodoo)

charlieismyqueen:

esotericbeefarmer:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

It’s 11:30 pm and I need raw cookie dough like I need air in my lungs.

I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna drive to Wal-Mart at midnight in my pajamas and buy a roll of cookie dough because I’m an adult with my own money who gets to make his own decisions.

image

Yes.

image

Hell yes.

image

Hell.

image

Fucking.

image

Yes.

I am so, so proud of you.

When kids ask me what its like to be an adult, I will show them this post. Thank you. 

(via laugh-addict)

breakinq:

following back heaps♡

breakinq:

following back heaps

(Source: comeandgetitbabe, via fk-off)

cirque-du-sirene:

Ruckus rockin out to a good jam

cirque-du-sirene:

Ruckus rockin out to a good jam

(via bunnyyvoodoo)

candyswords:

what the actual fuck Jennifer

candyswords:

what the actual fuck Jennifer

(via fk-off)

Do it.
A. WHY MY LAST RELATIONSHIP ENDED.
B. FAVORITE BAND.
C. WHO I LIKE AND WHY I LIKE THEM.
D. HARDEST THING I’VE EVER BEEN THROUGH.
E. MY BEST FRIEND.
F. MY FAVOURITE MOVIE.
G. SEXUAL ORIENTATION.
H. DO I SMOKE/DRINK?
I. HAVE ANY TATTOOS OR PIERCINGS?
J. WHAT I WANT TO BE WHEN I GET OLDER.
K. RELATIONSHIP WITH MY PARENTS.
L. ONE OF MY INSECURITIES.
M. VIRGIN OR NOT?
N. FAVOURITE PLACE TO SHOP AT?
O. MY EYE COLOUR.
P. WHY I HATE SCHOOL.
Q. RELATIONSHIP STATUS AS OF RIGHT NOW.
R. FAVOURITE SONG AT THE MOMENT.
S. A RANDOM FACT ABOUT MYSELF.
T. AGE I GET MISTAKEN FOR.
U. WHERE I WANT TO BE RIGHT NOW.
V. LAST TIME I CRIED.
W. CONCERTS I’VE BEEN TO.
X. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF (…)?
Y. DO YOU WANT TO GO TO COLLEGE.
Z. HOW ARE YOU?